Пьесы для театра

Crow. Lord gave me the order to watch you.

Toy. These fools believe that I will take them to Greta.

Crow. They will be surprised when they get to your gang hide-out.

Toy. Tell the boss that I will fulfill his order.

Crow. Got it.

Toy. Soon I will take vengeance for my father’s death. I will flush out the police dog named Thunder from his hole. Wherever he is now.

Crow. Anything else?

Toy. Tell Melisa that she can be proud of me. Her son will bring two fat and juicy mice for dinner.

The crow flies away.

Yumi. Here, I’ve brought it.

Toy. Follow me.

Yumi and Toy turn to leave, but Pirate suddenly blocks their way. Toy jumps on the fence, Yumi stays put.

Pirate. Grrr… Riff-raff. You are here again.

Yumi. We are not riff-raff. My name is Yumi. This is my friend Toy. Let us go, Pirate.

Pirate. You think your mother will come to your help again, don’t you?

Yumi. My mom isn’t here. Some people from the animal tormentor gang took her.

Pirate. Took her? Who?

Toy.

Pirate. Things turned ugly. These people won’t just let her free.

Yumi. We are going to the animal control center to rescue my mom.

Pirate. What are you meddling in? You are mad! They will eat you for breakfast.

Yumi. So be it. It is better than staying here and doing nothing.

Pirate. Miracles just don’t happen. You can’t save Greta.

Yumi. Christmas Eve is the time when dreams come true. You should just wish for something with your whole heart, believe in your success and keep moving towards your desirable goal.

Pirate. Muck for mugs. Life is much more complicated than that.

Yumi. I made a wish this morning to get a new home for me and my mom. And to meet my father.

Pirate. And? Did it work?

Yumi. Not really. I did not expect this new home to be a dog prison.

Pirate. I like to live on the street though. I am my own master here.

Yumi. Pirate, please, let us go.

Pirate. Hold it right there!

Yumi. I’m holding on.

Pirate. What a partner you’ve chosen. As crooked as a corkscrew.

Toy. Fffhhh…

Yumi. Toy is my friend.

Pirate. Cats are just like humans, they can betray you at any moment.

Yumi. I believe that Toy won’t betray me.

Pirate. It is your choice. However, this belief will hardly help you save Greta.

Yumi. I will take a chance. Let us go!

Pirate. You will cook your own goose, pup.

Yumi. This morning I found out that my father was a real hero.