Romeo and Juliet / Ромео и Джульетта

What, lamb! What ladybird!

God forbid! Where’s this girl? What, Juliet!

Enter Juliet.

Juliet

How now, who calls?

Nurse

Your mother.

Juliet

Madam, I am here. What is your will?

Lady Capulet

This is the matter. Nurse, give leave awhile,

We must talk in secret. Nurse, come back again,

I have remember’d me, thou’s hear our counsel.

Thou knowest my daughter’s of a pretty age.

Nurse

Faith, I can tell her age unto an hour.

Lady Capulet

She’s not fourteen.

Nurse

I’ll lay fourteen of my teeth,

And yet, to my teen be it spoken, I have but four,

She is not fourteen. How long is it now

To Lammas-tide?

Lady Capulet

A fortnight and odd days.

Nurse

Even or odd, of all days in the year,

Come Lammas Eve at night shall she be fourteen.

Susan and she, – God rest all Christian souls!-

Were of an age. Well, Susan is with God;

She was too good for me. But as I said,

On Lammas Eve at night shall she be fourteen;

That shall she, marry; I remember it well.

’Tis since the earthquake now eleven years;

And she was wean’d, – I never shall forget it-,

Of all the days of the year, upon that day:

For I had then laid wormwood to my dug,

Sitting in the sun under the dovehouse wall;

My lord and you were then at Mantua:

Nay, I do bear a brain. But as I said,

When it did taste the wormwood on the nipple

Of my dug and felt it bitter, pretty fool,

To see it tetchy, and fall out with the dug!

Shake, quoth the dovehouse: ’twas no need, I trow,

To bid me trudge.

And since that time it is eleven years;

For then she could stand alone; nay, by th’rood

She could have run and waddled all about;

For even the day before she broke her brow,

And then my husband, – God be with his soul!

A was a merry man, – took up the child:

�Yea,’ quoth he, �dost thou fall upon thy face?

Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit;

Wilt thou not, Jule?’ and, by my holidame,

The pretty wretch left crying, and said �Ay’.

To see now how a jest shall come about.

I warrant, and I should live a thousand years,

I never should forget it. �Wilt thou not, Jule?’ quoth he;

And, pretty fool, it stinted, and said �Ay.’

Lady Capulet

Enough of this; I pray thee hold thy peace.